He is the only gay character in the movie. His dialogues are just references from Jojo's Bizzare Adventure.
- " Extra Thicc!"
- " Aku's grasp can choke MY past"
- " The smell of pouporri overpowers the scent of the coyote urine."
- " Depending on your answer I may have to kick your ass!"
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- He was often known as "Dirty Dan" despite being the cleanest man in the saga.
- The only thing as evil as Satan himself is Dan's phone gallery.
- He beat God Hand
- Can quote Spongebob on command.